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A writer for UK website The Tab has found himself as the center of an internet firestorm after he wrote an article entitled “Why I don’t go down on girls”.
The article’s author, William Lloyd, explains that he doesn’t like performing oral sex on women. Why, you ask?
Because the first time he did it, this happened.
There’s no way of being ambiguous here: the first time I went down on a girl she ejaculated all over my face. A hot, sticky, wet jet of piss.
And that was enough to convince him to never, ever try it again.
I felt rinsed in a shame and embarrassment so total as to make me say to myself that I’d never go down on a girl a second time. It isn’t rational or nice but it’s the ridiculous truth. And it really, really put me off going there ever again.
In the article, he also asserts that most “average bloke(s)” don’t really enjoy performing oral sex as they might have girls believe.
As you can imagine, the internet wasn’t super understanding about the whole thing.
Monday 25 November, 2024
Monday 25 November, 2024
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This lad's article about refusing to 'go down on girls' has caused quite a stir
SOME THINGS ARE best kept to yourself…
A writer for UK website The Tab has found himself as the center of an internet firestorm after he wrote an article entitled “Why I don’t go down on girls”.
The article’s author, William Lloyd, explains that he doesn’t like performing oral sex on women. Why, you ask?
Because the first time he did it, this happened.
And that was enough to convince him to never, ever try it again.
In the article, he also asserts that most “average bloke(s)” don’t really enjoy performing oral sex as they might have girls believe.
As you can imagine, the internet wasn’t super understanding about the whole thing.
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The article’s comments didn’t exactly leave him off the hook either.
Cosmopolitan, meanwhile, described it as “backward” and “sexist”.
Not everyone hated the piece, though.
In fact, some defended the author and his right to lay out his “personal sexual boundaries”.
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As for what the author makes of it all? Let’s just say he’s learned his lesson.
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